Dearest Pre-Baby Belly,
Oh how I miss you! It has been so long since we have seen each other, that I am afraid that I have almost forgotten what you look like. My baby girl was able to fill the void you left for about 9 months, and now that she has been born she has left a huge hole in my abdomen. They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, and "they" are right! I know I didn't fully appreciate you when you were with me, and I was even embarrassed of you on some occasions when I compared you to others. I would try to suck you in, and even complain about you when truly there was nothing to complain about! You were wonderful! Please forgive me for my insensitivity. If you come back to me, I promise to love you and care for you as you deserve. I will do my best to earn back the right to have you, including crunches (when I remember), cardio workouts (as my kids allow) and only having unhealthy food on days that end in the letter "Y." You see, I am willing to do so much, please come back to me!
With all the love I possess,
amanda
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7 comments:
OK, that is just funny. Laughing so hard!
HA HA HA! Oh, that made me almost pee my pants.
I need to do the same letter...but add in my thighs and my brain!
Funny Amanda
Your so funny!
Dork!
Ha ha ha! I have the same lost love for my pre-pregnancy belly! Oh how I miss her. I'm hoping that we will be reunited soon!!
I love this post! I haven't even had a baby yet, so I don't have that excuse, but I feel the SAME way you do!
Funny girl! Good luck getting it back! I've been working on mine for 9 years!
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